Monday, April 28, 2008

Oh Bull Testicles!


Who could pass this up, folks?

TESTICLE BILL DANGLES OVER LEGISLATORS

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - They're proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.

Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.

Baker acknowledged that Florida lawmakers have more pressing issues, including huge revenue shortfalls, but said the state needs to draw a line on what's obscene before more objectionable adornments appear.

More at the link above. People getting points for bull testicles on their car. Isn't it preferable that we let them have those testes on display so it can save us valuable time in figuring out what level to converse with them on? ;)

Besides...I don't believe Florida has a law requiring diapers on bulls at this point...and some dangling, swaying, live bull testicles should be all the more offensive than a pair frozen in time on a bumper...

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  1. spidertour02Mon Apr 28, 12:57:00 PM EDT

    I saw someone with a flesh-colored SACK on the back of their truck once. I think it was in Pennsylvania. They dangled, swayed, and everything. ;)

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  2. UnknownMon Apr 28, 02:03:00 PM EDT

    You just couldn't look away from him, eh? ;)

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  3. AnonymousTue Apr 29, 11:00:00 PM EDT

    Those were a fad in northwest Ohio a couple-three years ago. The popularity of the fad shrank when winter came.

    Okay, couldn't resist the joke, but the fad did go away. I don't think I saw any in 2007.

    Alan Coil

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  4. AnonymousWed Apr 30, 11:35:00 PM EDT

    You know what's really irksome about this, is that Fl is also looking into having an "I believe" personalized license plate that is for Cathlics, yet the proceeds from that go to a religious organization. I am not trying to make this an anti religion or anything rant however I think it just goes to show a little hypocricsy in one groups freedom of expression, and yet one group cannot express themselves as well.

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  5. AnonymousMon Sep 01, 09:45:00 PM EDT

    i can't even find these for sale on google, but i saw some ednecks sporting some the other day, below their truck plates (back plate) ... and red

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