Scott Kurtz: World Champion Grudge Holder

I offer the man behind PVPOnline.com my begrudging respect. I always thought I was one of the best/worst grudge holders in the world, but he's besting me with how he's holding on to his beef with DJ Coffman.

pvponline The new Wowio deal is bad? Shocking. Thank god we have a new champion for creator rights. Hope that works out better than cult recruitment. about 3 hours ago from twitterrific

I don't know if he has any Irish in him. I'd doublecheck the family tree just to make sure, if I were him...because no one holds a grudge like those of Irish heritage, in my experience.

All in all, those two crazy kids should just realize life is too short to carry those negative feelings around for too long.

Coffman & Kurtz Still At It?

So, I noticed DJ Coffman post the following on Twitter:

djcoffman Platinum just emailed me a cease and desist from using the herobynight.com and .net addresses. That was nice of them. about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox

Just two Twitters later on my list, Scott Kurtz says the following:

pvponline I just sent myself a cease and desist letter demanding that I stop being so awesome with my own creations. I'm going to fight myself on this about 1 hour ago from twitterrific

And then:

pvponline Oh crap. I just sued myself for not honoring previous C&D me sent myself. Can't afford lawyer. Will have to defend myself twice. 7 minutes ago from twitterrific

With another:

pvponline Your honor, I'm a flight risk and request bail be withheld and immediately object to said request on the grounds that I am not a flight risk 4 minutes ago from twitterrific

All part of an attempt to get at DJ about the whole giving up your character to "the man"?

I can't figure out if DJ's latest is about Kurtz or Platinum:

djcoffman If they keep it up, I'll send them all to camp cupcake, if they'd like? 5 minutes ago from TwitterFox

Oh well. I'm just glad it gave me something to blog about, cuz I had nothing.

Update: And it continues:

pvponline Jury's out. I just came to myself with a last minute deal. I want myself to settle. But my closing statement totally killed my other closing 3 minutes ago from twitterrific

pvponline Took the deal and settled out of court. I have to be my own butler for a month. 7 minutes ago from twitterrific