Worst Innuendo Film Title Of The Year

So, I go to the movies often. I make it a point to get in a seat early enough to see the trailers. Half of the time, they are the best part of the trip.

I remembered seeing a horror movie where the bad boyfriend from WEDDING CRASHERS (Bradley Cooper) plays a photographer who manages to capture a serial killer (played by Vinnie Jones) doing his work. It looked only mildly interesting, with a leaning towards being worse than the last horror movie Sarah Michelle Gellar did (oh look...a Buffy reference...who'd a thunk it?). I couldn't remember the name for the life of me.

Well...it played in front of THE BANK JOB this evening (great flick...REALLY great flick). Paid special attention to get the name.

It's name? CLIVE BARKER'S MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN. I shit you not.

How many guys do you think really want to walk up to the ticket counter and ask another living being (possibly a man), "could I please have two tickets to the Midnight Meat Train?"

What about a woman walking up and asking the same?

"Could I please have two tickets to the Midnight Meat Train?"

"Honey, pick me up when my shift is over and I'll give you four rides for free!"

Ponderous...just ponderous. ;)